It’s summer break, and I can’t have my phone until first report card of next year. I can’t talk to my girlfriend on my own. WTF. I miss her. I do believe that I have the most amazing girlfriend in the whole entire world. She makes me so freaking happy. And for the people who have a problem with it, well, I have a very special finger reserved for you :)
Stop. Before. I. Cut. You. Both.
can I just get a massage that turns into sex?
Yeeeeah, need dat.